Sparkle like Bowie in the morning sun

conorchristopher:

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micellars:

micellars:

oh god no sensory experience compares to playing mancala. like the little stones. the perfect wooden wells. the satisfaction of the dropping noises. it’s like heaven

i’ve seen so many ppl be like yeah i would take it out just to play by myself like wow all of us were really just sitting on the floor moving pebbles around for the thrill

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b0hannon:

bogleech:

papuurgate:

obsessed with that thing about sith names coming from words that start with “in” (invader, insidious, etc) because that means that hypothetically there could be a darth gredience

Darth Stagram

Dark Stant Mashed Potatoes

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Anonymous asked:

explain why youre austrailian fuck head. asshole.

miiilowo:

this ask wouldve been funny on its own but im not evenfuckign australian

t1kt0k:

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natalieironside:

wetwareproblem:

the-haiku-bot:

that-house:

penguinsinhell:

penguinsinhell:

Back in 1997 a group of guys decided to do research in to what people liked in music and hated in music. From that they engineered two songs. “most wanted music” witch was basically what pop music was at the time and “most unwanted music” and oh boy it’s undiscribable

@that-house what’s your opinion on this?

i’ve never had an erection so painful or long-lasting before

i’ve never had an

erection so painful or

long-lasting before

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

This is a spiritual experience.

Now this is music

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maelwife:

In the bathroom and cascada every time we touch just came on and the girl in the stall next to me was like oh my god this is my song and started peeing harder

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